"We'll dance and sing till sundown~!"

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The Duke.

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Everytime I forget I have to post here as well, Twitter gets even worse 😭

For now imma use tumblr as kind of a place to infodump about my ocs,,, until I feel comfortable cross posting on 3 different platforms all at once (maybe only 2 if I ever decide to leave Twitter for good)

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Mushroom Jester!

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For now, I’m gonna slowly reupload my art here as to not just send a bunch of cluttered stuff again

Anygays, his name is Cordie! Loves making mushroom jokes to everyone’s dismay, since he’s kinda like a dad figure. Also holds a lot of knowledge on medicinal mushrooms,, god knows the others need to be babysat 24/7

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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

guyalice

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

froginakettle

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hotcocoachia

I fucking love him

jdillustratesnonsense

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

iamtypinglike98madmen

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He also jabs racists in the eye!

tumblunni

I love the justice grandpa of fists

cursedcharley

I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.

He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.

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Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!

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He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!

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Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.

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He said fuck the police!

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He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.

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He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.

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He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.

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You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!

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And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.

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biglawbear

I have a new role model

briarchubnj

😍

runcibility

“justice grandpa of fists”

arquus-malvaceae

It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.

mummified-priest

Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited

bogleech

Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I haven’t seen…why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.

tramampoline

we need him more than ever…

emperorclaudiusofficial

sorry to make a long post longer but I feel like we could all really use some Everett True Beating Up Anti-Maskers content: 

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dduane

He’s a hero, our Everett.

dollsahoy

Just found out there were live action Everett True shorts (silent films, though, so the outbursts were largely body language)

unseenalumni

Reblogging to always have it to hand. :)